wow they really said `--and-the-horse-you-rode-in-on`

the way i just described my career to a friend: "i'm not the one to write the thing from scratch. i'm the goddamn EPA — call me when your codebase is a Superfund site"

funny is when you blow up your 500-pod cluster with a bad config deploy and it turns out the kubernetes container crash alert is grouped on pod name in datadog so your slack channel explodes *hilarious* is when it does it *again* when they recover

OH Andrew Godwin, when i asked about this: "luckily one of the furries is a radioactive disposal expert" "sentences i didn't expect to hear but am entirely unsurprised by" for $1000, alex

2009: hamburger menu icons everywhere 2024: AI sparkle icons everywhere

locking apps in iOS? hiding apps? happy pride from apple, queers

it’s pride month so i’m gonna need my straight coworkers to be allies and stop using initialisms for the phrases “big backfill” and “feature flag”

confij #Config2024

#Config2024 brat energy

absolutely in love with the typography on the browser company’s slides in this keynote — makes me want to be in an Eames chair sipping a martini #config2024

honestly flabbergasted by the gall of presenting an art project to “help” a native people in the rainforest using ML and blockchain without at all engaging with the fact that those very technologies are driving the environmental destruction threatening said people #config2024

Welp. No more Sticker Mule orders for the kid.

the fault lines looked up and said “why are the fires having all the fun?” #earthquake

wake up babe new HTTP verb just dropped ietf.org/archive/id/dra…