There once was a man called Musk Who sometimes was known to be brusque He spent a fortune on Twitter But just made it shitter The unfunny talentless husk

Thanks, it’s been lovely.

A Rocky training montage, but with Cher preparing to put everyone’s clocks back tonight.

Pretty much only here now to @ Cher when the clocks go back.

Police initially thought that it may have been an armed robbery, but it turns they were only shooting the bries.

My homeopath had to cancel my appointment due to ill health, I’ve sent them a tiny fragment of a ‘Get well soon’ card.

They won’t get a whey with this

I’M A CHOIR MASTER, GIFTED CHOIRMASTER.

Buckingham Palace and Windsor Castle combined have a total of 1775 rooms, but I’m guessing he’s not thinking along the same lines as I am.

“We’ve not signed anyone yet but we might get the boy Grealish on loan, if we can get that over the line before the deadline that’d be triffic.”

Nice to see Gary Barlow and his son at the bowling alley this evening.

Waking up and checking the news.

I had to look twice to check that the little one wasn’t Paddington.

The extra g in Gregg Wallace’s name stands for ‘git’.

Pep Guardiola doing a wonderful job of channelling Edvard Munch there.

Really hope his middle name is What

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Finally, a cheese I can eat with dignity.

Oh, and hello, obviously.