The weather is warm it's tennis time :)

lol - getting pizza slice and the guy in front of me (trying to banter with the cashier) is like “you made mine with extra love right” and the cashier very solemnly and Eastern European accentedly said “it’s made with normal amount pepperoni”

if you leave your dog leashed outside a store im sneaking a fucking pet!!!!!

flowering

confetti and sugar

Wolf

errai keeps taking pics of me sleeping past 11

asked for a medium size again. starbucks baristas took the steam wand to my eye Dead Space style so I learned the sizes 🤦

drinking buddies

good morning

getting a blindfold put on you by your partner and when -- and only when -- your vision is completely black do you hear a perfect Butthead 'ahuhuh... ahuhuhuh...' coming from them

💫 Pokemon Sleep-themed friend pic

Even if hed flown under an eclipse, Icarus would still fall. No, it wasnt the heat at all. It was he whose seams melted in mania and uncertainty

Daedalus, left to emptied nest, was too prideful to acknowledge this. He took comfort in blaming himself
'No, it wasnt my son at all.'

ぺえーっ！！！

i turned my sink faucet in a secret direction and got thai tea

cm💤

my sona's design complimenting my S/O's sona gives us a set bonus