Iran has warned the US not to send an aircraft carrier back into the Strait of Hormuz. We should send three as a (cont) tl.gd/f51pbp

FRENCH PRESIDENT MACRON: WHEN CYPRUS IS ATTACKED, THEN EUROPE IS ATTACKED

If you had a bad day, take comfort knowing it wasn’t THIS bad

Minesweeper but it's the Strait of Hormuz. sweepthestrait.com

About time for Admiral Donny and cabin boy Hegseth to sail through Hormuz themselves.

🎂 How to know if the caller is an AI, just ask for a cupcake recipe! lol …

TRUMP: THINK YOU CAN SEE GREAT SAFETY AT HORMUZ

When you get stopped at the LOD. These are 5s candles. Back to the drawing board (codex-cli).

Never seen anything like this in all my 5 days of trading oil.

🚨 SAM ALTMAN: “We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter.”

Or could go terribly wrong

No mobile internet and bad/wrong GPS in Moscow and Saint Petersburg. I thought everything is fine in Russia? themoscowtimes.com/2026/03/10/wid…

-You are only considered an “investor” if you own over 350 homes -Corporate entities can simply create a new subsidiary to bypass the 350 limit Friendly reminder that the government thinks you’re stupid

“Marco, we need you to sell 10 million crude deltas today”

Earlier today, a user attempted to buy AAVE using $50M USDT through the Aave interface. Given the unusually large size of the single order, the Aave interface, like most trading interfaces, warned the user about extraordinary slippage and required confirmation via a checkbox.

Still likely to happen. ft.com/content/823657…

$SNDK $MU beautiful charts in a messy market.

I'm not sure. PnL curve isn't that great. Had a drawdown of 200k...

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