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Red Scare gf, How Long Gone bf

We just moved on from the “Laurel” and “Yanny” of it all, didn’t we?

My OG, Todd Chrisley doing a 12-year bid. Prayers up for a real one.

player: about to literally die in a challenge jeff probst: THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT ON SURVIVOR!

I need to up my Lexapro just to open my Spotify wrapped.

Give me more than 3 seconds of awkward silence and I’m coming at you with “Have you seen Killer Sally?”

No it wasn’t me you saw crying at the end of Marcel the Shell on Delta flight 1356

Put her in charge of Southworst & she’ll get the flights back on schedule. ✈️

rip barbara walters thank you for giving us one of the best interview moments of all time

Still don’t know what “the ocky way” means

I love the trend of calling anything you like your current “era” because you can say something insane like “I’m in my Sheryl Crow Era” and people don’t even bat an eye.

I’m “does the NYT crossword during lunch” years old

If religious orgs are gonna start paying millions for Super Bowl commercials then we gotta tax churches.

Donald Trump will never be her.

Me listening to GUTS