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Me and Ralph are over on the other app too - y'know, the one where the sky is all blue and that. Same @ as on here, I'm a creature of habit lol 💀

Life goal achieved, saw David Tennant live onstage and he autographed my programme! 😭 11 year old me would've been in BITS at this.

I love a woke filling, preferably from your dad...

Coming up: Should trans people be allowed dignity? Joining us to discuss: Someone from a far right think tank, a politician being investigated for multiple sexual assault allegations, and a random person who's devoted their life to ensuring trans people aren't allowed any dignity

It do be me bday. One of my mate's kiddos has drawn me this wonderful representation of Maisie, complete with a declaration of her love for cheese and biscuits 😭❤️

Booked a day of annual leave to do some cool things (tattoo, meeting some friends, off to a gig) and it's only now I've left the house I realise I've accidentally dressed a bit like some sort of off duty military personnel? Entirely accidental, it's all skate stuff lol

Greg Wallace's PR team checking their phones this morning.

Happy Anniversary of that time Dave Davies of The Kinks posted his thoughts about pubic hair on twitter to all who celebrate.

They should carry on with Masterchef but replace Greg Wallace with the version of him from Horrible Histories.

Maybe niche but something that amuses me when listening to Northern Soul is that lots of the male artists have average Joe names. I've just listened to Jeff Perry, Bill Harris and Shane Martin respectively. That sounds like three blokes who work for a scaffolding company, no?

Proper laughing at these quotation marks here from the MailOnline. Can't even leave your cocaine in your passport any more these days when you're British, because of woke no doubt.

I'd rather chew off my own fingers, thanks.

Woke up this morning with this guy on my mind and thought "I simply must cross stitch him" and so, hours later, here he is in all his evil glory.

Just heard from my mum that my wonderful grandma died peacefully this morning, she was 86 and had the most wonderful love of learning new things. It was a privilege to have been her grandson. Yellow roses were her fave - I will always think of her when I see them.

Oh my god oh my god oh my god

Once more extremely proud to have this man's name tattooed on my arse cheek. He's a good lad.

Popping back on this hellhole to say this is a great little place to visit and well worth your support - if you can't do it financially then give them a repost.

Periodic reminder of two things: 1. Some people are trans, get over it. 2. I don't really use this bin of an app any more, I'm over on the other app (the one that rhymes with Moo-Pie) posting my usual jokes, cat pics, general nonsense.