Labubus in space

I kept telling my bosses to move the beach event to the second week of August and they were firm on another mid September event and now fucking look. We’re all gonna be at the beach in the middle of fucking winter

Me watching all the friends I made last year at Carnival celebrate on IG while I’m at work this year

Hey no pressure guys but I could really use some new music 😭 koyo

Woof

Pumpkin coffee is not good

I ate and everyone is now safe

If you need something to watch you could watch my silly little vlog here: youtu.be/bIJqmrpE5uA?si… & enjoy these silly little clips kthxbye

Me: “There’s no water in the fridges; we’re all going to die !!!” My boss: *picking up his keys* Me: “where are you going ?!” My boss: “to Costco so you’ll shut the fuck up” Me:

Since everyone is snitching can I blast GUMMO again ??

So nobody was going to tell me ?

If I was a singer I would absolutely never get on the same stage as Kelly Clarkson; let alone watch her devour my own song

YOU GUYS I GOT A TICKET

Proof of life