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Me: “I’m never writing journal articles again! It’s too much stress” Also me:

“I’m from Kakamas.” Ayibo, kanjani manje???

Unrelated: my parents ran such a strict regime, all hell would have broken loose if I’d dared write such in a yearbook (Not that we had a yearbook, we had ii photo zika Tat’ uRozani thina).

I love isgela because it keeps you preoccupied and away from the streets.

I love twitter. It’s probably the only app where someone can tell you that you don’t know a transaction you structured. Please, may it never change.

This breakdown from Andre Agassi 🤯

I cannot fully imagine just how bad this must be!

Got woken up by a wrong number caller. And yes, he’s from the Babimba tribe.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Age catches up so fast in your 30s. Called a friend the other day and she didn’t pick up. Next day, she told me I called too late, and shouldn’t be calling at ‘booty call hours’. It was 19:52!

Angus Gardner is drinking the Blues here.

That’s Morgan Tsvangirai

You won’t believe which organisation this tweet is directed at.

Liam:

Welcome to the 'Roland-Garros champions' club, Coco Gauff 🏆 #RolandGarros

Big Joe Manyedi, let’s go, my man! #Comras2025

Some very weird things are happening in my mentions. Yesterday, I tweeted about being woken up by a wrong number call. For some odd reason, people took issue with that. 24 hours later, they are still upset in my mentions. What am I missing?

Morena Tete Dijana, let’s goooooooo!

Dyan breakfast