can’t talk it’s ranch dressing o’clock

just fought for my life and my country at the navy yard wegmans

Lost another good one to the Japan vacation epidemic

Amazing things are happening on Hummingbird Instagram

browsing buffalo exchange and sipping a cap while my gf is in her rumble boxing class. disgusting hypebeast behavior im so sorry

not the murder su smoothie. god tv is so back

things are happening on cat etsy that you can't even begin to imagine

Y’all aren’t ready for Charlie’s takedown of the anti-trans culture machine 🫡🥂

new office with smaller desks means everyone can see that I spend hours everyday in google maps looking at streets mentioned in novels I read

god is good 🙏

the most heartbreakingly beautiful novel I've ever read <3 this book is so special! I can't wait for you to read it 🐰

remember when life had whimsy

cracking open a cold one with the Creature

as we celebrate Zohran's win let's not forget the most important political question of our time: will there be morning lap swimming at NYC public pools this summer??? NYC Parks

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This would cure all my anguishes

measuring the escalation of climate change by how often I sign off my emails with "thanks and stay cool"

my cat's enviable morning routine: - yell - run into the walls - eat - sit contemplatively by the window - sleep upside down - yell again