You just know that every Irish dude in the stands is asking why this guy doesn’t play rugby

I know he’s only a rookie but Cam Ward should request a trade the Titans are ATROCIOUS

Worst part about playing a team that has owned you for years is the constant reminders of the most heartbreaking losses you’ve experienced

#SNF idea: every time the broadcast mentions Micah parsons I take an additional percocet

Asked Trevon diggs to actually make a tackle instead of diving away from the ball

Jake Browning count your fucking days

Carson beck may be an ugly quarterback but he’s my ugly quarterback #newheaderalert

Cardinals just invented a brand new way to lose

The fog is abhorrent

It’s early and I told myself I wouldn’t get as worked up about it as 2023 (robbery) but these odds make 0 sense

I don’t even know what this means but it sounds sooo tough

Bengals impressed by a quarterback being able to remember what play they’re running after Jake browning

Not a big baseball guy so can someone explain why everyone does a gay little dance when they get on base

#Fartvape

If you don’t send your girl voice messages of your farts sorry but she’s not your girl pal

Left the nastiest shit stain in the toilet and my manager went in right after me

By years end I will be consistently breaking 90

Fuck yes

Reminder that there are gods walking amongst us at all times

If you got points for leaving receivers wide open the cowboys would be the greatest team in history. But you don’t and they’re not #DallasCowboys