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"Stalin had my grandfather shоt" oh my God 😱 that's terrible the Soviets would waste a bullet like that they should have fed your grandfather to a bear and saved the ammunition for the fascists who could run faster

🔻⚢ MIMI ⚢🔻(puppy training arc) I want to create a Big Brother type show with deposed US puppet leaders shot at a house in florida. We get Guaido, Bolsonaro, that lady in prison in Bolivia, soon Zelensky and Netanyahu, Milei after an angry mob chases him out, etc into a house together and see what happens

The new Pope sold me oregano saying it was weed and then dipped out before I noticed

THE ONLY DILDO IN THE MIDDLE EAST

Dad bods are so back

This man is your friend. He fights for freedom.

Don't worry. I've just received reports that Yahya Guaidomenei has declared himself Interim Ayatollah. The regime has fallen, freedom is yours.

they're going to kill SpongeBob

Ill let the idf bomb the subway for fun, and if an idf vet happens to be visiting i will execute anyone who thinks bad things about them. I will declare a month long "israel day" where every new yorker must pledge to support the jewish state and only buy kosher food for a month.

It has never been more Joever

⨷ Justin 𓅃ͯˣₓ🥪 there are Busters everywhere for those with eyes to see

*after offering to leave my wife for you in your dms despite you only answering twice with 'oh?' & 'haha' over the course of three years* Fine. You're hideously disgusting anyway, [slur not heard out loud since the 30s]! I hope you [redacted]!

Babe, would you still love me if I was the brain worm controlling RFK Jr. and you were a time-traveling assassin sent from the apocalyptic future to take me out? 👉👈 🥺