just five more days till the prem is back…

🚨🇬🇧 UK Food Inflation is completely out of control Check out the cost of some of these basic Food Items. The inflationary figures reported is extremely low-balled & prices keep rising rapidly. You will own nothing & be happy

My landlord recently sold their housing portfolio to Morgan Stanley for £1.1b, and now they’re evicting a bunch of us before the Renters Rights Bill comes in and section 21s are abolished looool Why am I not surprised?!?!?!

the way how there's little difference between minimum wage and a £30k salary these days but companies still out here like, "a very generous salary of up to £30k"

She misses the simping clowns in shining armour who are fond of texting, "Send your account number; let me appreciate your beauty."

if i haven’t talked to you in 2-3 months we’re still friends, we’re adults we don’t need to talk often to validate friendships.

Imagine going from the world's most powerful empire to whatever this is in just a few decades. 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 The way Sir Kier happily and eagerly jumps up when called, then slinks back once quickly dismissed, all by someone who doesn't know his name....

They not finding husbands in general. Just have fun and enjoy the journey

The funniest thing about all this is Chelsea moved like they invited her to the game whole time she was a paid escort 🤣🤣

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You mean good news

Short term China has so much leverage

I don’t think anyone is getting married 🤣 #LoveIsBlind

She got Sancho under pressure 🤣

We are cooked

JPM 🐐

So why did no one project Liverpool would win the title last season if it was so obvious?

Feel for bro

UK is a laughing stock

Maybe Starmer got off lightly 🤣🤣