just spent a solid thirty seconds trying to talk to a dog across the street before realizing it was a tree stump.

HBD BRUISER YOU DA MAN WITH THE PLAN! Here's to a bunch of more years being super weird together 💙

"But she saw me wrecking the bread all night!" - Johnny Costa referring to his portobello burger that he's eating tomato style

i will now venture into the depths of my early tweets and RT some gold real quick brb

BORRRRN TO BE WIIIIIILD

just saw a man jogging while simultaneously drinking a frappuccino thanks los angeles

GUYS THESE ARE SQUARE WATERMELONS WHAT IS HAPPENING SOMEONE EXPLAIN

the biggest thank you to @SYKESband for driving my jacket across LA yesterday. just another reason why they're my new favorite band

dont let them see you cry...or pick your nose and put it under the couch cushion

when did they change it to "i saw mommy tickle santa clause?" that's somehow even more haunting for a child

merry christmas BRUISER

gonna be a great big party this friday at Trocadero Theatre! all of our fav peeps in one room 🤗

grab tickies here: bit.ly/TWR-122316

TONIGHT PHILADELPHIA MUSIC HAPPINESS LOVE AND FRIENDS!! tickets availble at doors tonight lets make some memories :)

hope you're all having the lit-est christmas 🔥💘

hello from the outside

best movie of 2016? zootopia

this pumpkin knows wus gud

All of your kind words and support mean the world. Thank you so much for everything . Love you guys always ❤️