A distant friend asked for a $3 beer venmo The lion doesn’t do sub-$20 Venmo’s #takeitorleaveit

Trump calling an #MS13 member a “tough cookie” might be the best thing I’ve ever seen. #MAGA

“Dude, 100 men vs 1 gorilla???” How about nobody gives a shit! #100menvs1gorilla

Can we admit this kid is a gigantic loser? #shrink

My highlight of being home is playing beerio kart with my dad. #LANK

The border war. #ICE

Maturing is realizing that regular Busch is better than Busch Peach and Busch Apple

Feeling primal tonight. #santacruzpaleo

Hope you SEC kids had fun in class today! #runtheball

This lil cracka is not on home turf!! #LANK

Hi yes, I’ll do a plate of dog poop and bones please!

Benedict Mathurin is a dirty thug. #LetEmKnow

Joined the cartel today! #expand

Why do they always want two plane seats but never two barstools? #obese

Please don’t be next o me please don’t be next to me please don’t be next to me!🙏🏽 #biggie

Just landed in Chicago. Taking the name Chiraq too literal. #chicagoduststorm

I wish there was a song solely dedicated for when all of the boys are back in town. That would be sick. #theboysareback

Idc how old I get, 21 gun salutes will always be cool. #MemorialDay

No more tweets or replies in email format. It was never funny. #shrink

Dear Kamala, how on gods green earth did you let me get to Saturday night WITH A BEER?? #redwave