The Working Class: A poem by Alan Partridge #worldpoetryday

Never have I ever seen such a huge nose

It's APRIL FOOLS DAY! Who's the biggest fool in Manchester in 2019? #MUFC

People playing ‘baby shark’ on brass instruments is exactly the reason why women’s football is struggling for numbers

Theresa May with a better first touch and lay off than Lukaku. Season gets worse every day

Football is shit

Never thought I’d miss English weather so much

Craig David on #LoveIsland?

Eubank island #loveisland #nestle

Just to put the record straight The Sun does print a load of rubbish!! My father worked with Peter sellers and £20M where is it? Its all rubbish! Who is Chuckle Brother Paul Elliott, what's his net worth and who are his other siblings The Patton Brothers? thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/6…

Celebrate good times! 🎶🎁 Want to win this signed #FIFA20 prime icon card of @VDSar1970? 👀 ✔ Follow Ajax Esports 🔁 RT this post

THE FINAL of #DHOTYA2019 Vote Now & Retweet (get the biggest vote there’s ever been)

2020:

BREAKING: ‘Oops Upside Your Head’ dance to be banned in Leeds from 04:00 BST on Wednesday in response to sharp rise in Covid-19 cases

Owner 'devastated' after puppy stolen from garden bbc.in/2FVLQPh

Football is a game of football

Very salty Danish from Pret this morning, methinks the salt and sugar pots got mixed up at the pastry factory 🫣 #aSALTed

Strange to think the kids who start school this year and do sixth form, won't be out until 2020..