took the weight off my shoulders, now I’m feeling LiDAR. got me grinding on Autopilot, and with all this Self Drive I be wanting Waymo. Tesla.

used ‘cruise control’ in my car for the first time the other day, what do you mean cars can just do that

Labubu.. Dubai Chocolate.. Matcha.. Love Island.. Woke Grok.. Labubu.. Dubai Cho-

yea it is, dickhead

dnd players be like imagine dragons

I woke up and it’s still real :( why would someone do this? A lot of people have asked about helping out/replacing it so if you’d like to donate to the “bluerosetori’s camera got stolen at a Smash tournament” fund, any support is greatly appreciated

I’m tired of being close… I must practice

guy at work keeps telling me it’s time to get down to the “brass tax” dude I stopped playing trumpet in 6th grade why has that accrued interest

economy so bad I’m paying off this dowry on klarna

been getting nostalgic lately. bought a notebook the other day that said “College Ruled” and I’m like you know what, it did

I be dropping alka-seltzer in orange juice hoping it turn to Fanta

driving to drop off my work laptop and a wasp started giving birth on my windshield like fuck you dude

just had a nightmare where I proposed to someone by saying “will you be the Kamala to my Biden” and woke up writhing why did my body come up with that

They’re calling it the worst wall art of all time

if they made a cranberry Coke Zero I can personally guarantee at the very least a $30 profit (cash btw)

my body is a brita filter that turns water into clean, drinkable piss

Yoo dude meet us by Guildhouse for the pre-local I’m by the A.I generated Stinky Noodle food truck come out it’s fucking lit haha

If I beat that pussy up is you gon’ Tel Aviv