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Interviewer- "Congratulations! We will schedule the next round of interview. Oh btw, why did you leave your last job?" Interviewee, " Should I be honest or just a regular answer would suffice?" Interviewer- "Be honest" *Bam* Mail- All the best for the job search.

I like eating alone. I have Misophonia.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years? A question still asked at job interviews. Well, I wish I knew. I wouldn't be taking these interviews otherwise.

Someone- How are you doing? Inner me- Dukh Dard Kasht Peeda, aur aise 4-5 dukh bhare shabd

How to win a client crush? Gently scroll on Amazon Find the prospect Stalk their SM handles, only to check if they are single and lonely Send out a pick up line from your Gmail Wait for the reply.

If my emotions had words it would be " Hey Maa Mataji"

Earlier today my Mom said, " Aaj Mr. Meta ke ghar kuch acha pak raha hai"

Serving our personal information as chadawa to Meta Rani now🙏

Jab tak ghar pe jhagda na ho, tab tak Diwali ka mazaa nahi aata🙄

One day you wake up, and miss your ex-city.

How moms repurpose fruits? p Pehle pooja me chadawa chadao aur fir prasad ke naam pe fruit salad bana ke khao.

What a day! A series of panic attacks while I work 🥲

It's been a week now.. Salad bina tamatar ke ban raha hai.

Hail the viruses.. also the coming ones!!

Just as you travel so that you can miss your home, you socialize so that you can miss your self.

Writing 'Enterpreneur tomorrow' in LinkedIn bio is a new way of manifesting success.

Why is everyone rock climbing these days?

Copywriter- Research brands from different genres for work Target ads- Kya kya dikhau isko

What do you think of a backless cactus???

A Porsche can come and hit me, at least that will make me move in #Bangaloretraffic