Baby is nursing with her pinky finger sticking out - what a classy broad 😂

Things I didn’t expect about parenting #126: how many times a day I ask #BabyScalpel “are you done with the poops?” as though I expect them to answer 😂

May I have a bagel while I baigle?

Today I took one look at my (not yet fussing) baby and knew they needed a nap. What’s your superpower?

The only profession you should not choose based on my videos is health insurance executive

Me, wearing portable breast pumps in the OR: “I have got to take these suckers off!” #SurgeonMomLife

Phenomenal paper!

By not teaching kids about racism, they can assume White people have more because they are more. Banning books on POC reinforces this assumption as it leads to kids seeing more White people in the curriculum. This isn’t protecting White kids. This is protecting racist education.

Got the (logistically) worst of all consults on my third and last day of weekend call: patient was NPO for CT, has an abscess, but was allowed to eat immediately after CT. Now it’s a Monday add on…when I’m supposed to be off for the day!

Parenting status update: plant babies dying one by one 🥀 human baby thriving 👶🏽 #Priorities #BabyScalpel

“Pro-Life”…

Riding the post-call caffeine and sugar dragon

Last day of summer: haven’t thought about hot tea in months First day of fall: drinks four cups*

Baby just spit up. Asked my husband for a raytec 🤣