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Mr. Sunday at the potluck

Mr. Sunday Comes to Dinner

Merry Christmas, Mr. Sunday

Mr. Sunday and the Guffums

beautiful girl acct: evil girls deserve a little bread ❤️180k (cant find the other emojis) me: just figured out how to float 3❤️ 💬1 annoying guy who wont stop replying to me: tell us this devilish little secret then..

[quote tweeting a baby] Lol this guy is dumb as hell [remembering I want to go viral] but his outlook is a keen insight into how a toddler’s mind works…

Olright luv, have an ol cheeky itch at me dry spot. Ol scratch at me patch. Don't be shy

I don't think I'll ever fully get over the passing of Alex Trebek

If I was a the powers-that-be of a European country, I would simply religate the Jews to occupations the host culture finds distasteful aaaaaaand woops they're thriving. Ok get out! Get the fuck OUT!!

Call me crazy, but I believe the "got milk" meme from years ago was actually a cleverly disguised marketing ploy to influence you to buy milk

me: i’ve never been this depressed before i don’t know what to do gf: we broke up 7 years ago *slowly fades to nothingness*

me: you’re not going to fade away again are you? therapist: of course not. i’m real. everything you see in this room is real me: *slowly fades away*

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Van Winkle

My wife: Babe can you open this jar for me? Me: You turn the lid. Are you stupid? Are you dumb?

Bulma... where's Bulma... (I take my last breath)

Mr. Sunday is at ALT PRESS FEST! Stop by the Salt Lake City Library and check out some zines! Noon–5:00, paneling at 3:00.

Going out for a gingerale