The NDP will lose it's party status under my leadership. At least I get to walk away with a Pension.

Tomorrow, I will announce my plan: nation-building, war-time measures to Trump-proof Canada. Our path to victory will empower every Canadian to stand up for our neighbours and strengthen our economy in these uncertain times. I hope you'll join the fight.

I've always got time for a friend. Let's keep fighting Canadians, together.

A favorite fetish of mine is to have sex with men that dress like dogs. My favorite one, is still screwing Canadians.

I just attended the 23rd annual Fat Convention where I was introduced to a grand total of two NDP supporters. My party is an absolute joke.

Anyone who won't stand or jump with me, does not belong to my party.

I'll never balance the budget.

My woke destructive policies show that I'm not a serious politician. This will drive away businesses and doctors. All of which we desperately need. I'm not a serious leader.

I now fully endorse Pierre Poillievre as our next Prime Minister.

Donald Trump has officially endorsed me to become your next Prime Minister.

I'm officially conceding.

I'm just going to crawl away with my new Pension.

I've officially resigned from my position as the Liberal lap dog. I'll be passing my torch on to the Bloc.

The NDP have suffered it's biggest defeat ever under my watch but at least I made it to my Golden Pension. Over the next few weeks I'll be moving into the next chapter of my life at Tim Hortons near you.

BREAKING: I've just signed a brand new Supply and Confidence Agreement with the Mark Carney Liberals to support him over the next 4 years. I've also rescinded my resignation so that I may stay on in the sidelines and continue to screw over Canadians.

Happy India Day.

Hey, it's me, you're old friend Jag. I just wanted to update everyone on my retirement. I'm absolutely loving it! All it took was years of destroying Canada but I'm glad I did. Pensionable ways my friends.

Mark Carney just appointed me Canada’s Indian Immigration Ambassador! I can’t wait to throw open the floodgates and turn this once-great country into a third-world outhouse.

I was just offered a new job!

My new Pension is heavily invested in Air Canada. I support corporate greed now.