Jordan Peele: oh hey you’re back early! Hideo Kojima: game’s haunted Peele: what??? Kojima: *loading a pistol and going back to studio* game’s haunted

LMAOOOO ALMOST AS IF THE ONLINE SAFETY ACT WASNT ABOUT PROTECTING KIDS AT ALL!!!!! WOW!!!! WHO COULD HAVE POSSIBLY SEEN THIS COMING!!!!!

Making art a privilege of only the elite is absolutely intentional.

I'm convinced that the world we live in is already the most wonderful and strange of all possible worlds

unironically this is how you alienate republicans like my dad, who has a whole thing about how lakota and apache chiefs were actual warriors gunned down by drunk cowards

Divine sign on a telephone pole in my neighborhood

Controlling HIV isnt only about homosexual but also heterosexual, i fear this is why it's hard to do it in Indonesia

goodbye.

I know Dizon has his own set of red flags pero nakakaloka si Jr. na ginagawa niyang poster boy for troubleshooting itong taong ito.

i told my baby cousin a watermelon was going to grow in his stomach because he ate some of the seeds and I kid you not, he looked me straight in the eyes and said “nope because there's no sunlight so you're wrong and school has failed you" 😂 He's 8.

honestly hormonal contraception (and also SSRIs) is one of those things where every individual experience is different depending on the general chemistry of your specific body so no testimony should ever be treated as a sweeping statement, but people's brains short circuit when

Kapag trentahin ka na, ang ikli na ng pasensya mo sa katangahan.

meme nag-sorry na ako diba tas na-unblock mo naman na ako saka valid criticism naman kamo :( CHAROT HAHAHAHAHAHA

Not surprised.. ofc Annette Gozon will defend her, Annette herself was a VIP guest sa Sara Duterte inaguration. Birds of the same feathers

Kung hindi binoto ang UniTeam, walang President BBM. Kung walang President BBM, walang Speaker Romualdez. Kung walang Speaker Romualdez, walang Appropriations chair Zaldy Co.

I think a lot about this piece of trivia from the 1974 Great Gatsby movie

Never confuse symbolic gestures for meaningful change

“Yukio Mishima? The avid collector of European furniture?”