At one point the on-set therapist during my session just goes “I have to tell you…you have NO poker face. Just be aware of that.” And ok I’m seeing it now.

half dressed

Trying not to bother a man you really like is HARD 😭 like sir… can you PLEASEEE call me.

i want a boyfriend so i can just lay in his arms after a long day and get kissed all over my face

Love when a friend texts you an instant classic

im never deleting this app

Bosco told me I need to start dropping lore so I guess y'all should know that I was Sydney Sweeney’s favorite camp counselor

all they do is look pretty and go on vacation (i wish that could be me)

This is known as a suicide pact

Gays running back out of the smoking area when they hear “I’m so into you I can barely breathe” from the dancefloor

i don’t think there’s a read given in history nastier than this LMAOOO😭😭😭

half of my job is staring in the mirror

Me af! Anytime I rush, something usually goes wrong too. I fell inlove with taking my time and slower mornings to ease into the day.

a lady on TikTok just said, “he never knew i could’ve supported him through all his dreams, because he never invited me to dream with him.” and i couldn’t stop thinking about how many plans i made in my head for someone who never made space for me in theirs.

Just in case you’re wondering…

is there a single thing jane don't can't do well jesus christ

Jane don’t is drag perfection, that’s it, that’s the tweet.

my best friend once told her boyfriend she felt left out when he started spending more time with his friends. she wasn’t angry, just sad. instead of calling her “clingy,” he said, “thank you for telling me.” he rearranged his schedule, planned a surprise date, and wrote her a