Might throw this tweet on a flag #typeshii

April fools day is on the first and last day in April right?? #theclose

Just ripped the grossest ass in a toga and my boy projectile vomited

FLICK YA BEAN FRIDAY: TOGA EDITION 🚨🚨

Fit check: cocktagon edition.

God i love freshman babes

Might change up my lifestyle and become the next American Ninja Warrior

#BecauseItsTheCup

BRUINS HOCKEY

Todays a good day to fade all responsibility and drink light beer until I feel like Jabba the Hutt

Just got fucking mercied by Dirty Dunn & the boys. No surprise here. Good dudes, special vibes on Glay field tonight Kris Dunn’s Meat Wagon

Gonna be a real special day today

I feel like Gucci Mane in 2006

Group of God fearing patriots. Thank you to #PCBC #theportrait

Pulling up to round one at Augusta in these snow pants is so sick hahahah

LOVE

Every single dude at golf party saturday

Your one unemployed friend:

The Cage after one four loko