They was not lying when they said stop hitting mfs up first & you gon see who really fucks with you

“You look mean” “You look mad” “You look tired” Bitch I look like I’m minding my own business

That pain hits different when it comes from someone you thought was solid...

Doesn’t have sex in two days Me:

Nope, I’m wearing that shit again

Knowing you have the next day off is more relieving than the actual day off

Nasty ass grainy ass vitamins

People be like “ Damn you go to bed early like you’re an old person” ... naw I go to bed like a mf with a job

Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you’re in a bad mood ?

I’m a popular loner. I know a lot of people and a lot of people know me but my circle is small and I’m usually by myself

2:00: Gonna save the other half of this sandwich for later 2:06: Time to finish that sandwich

Me and my Alien getting lit after teaching me how to fly a UFO