This is fantastic.

Pet hate of mine; Ads that say their stuff "costs less than you think." I'm a crazy ADHD hippie, they have no idea what I think.

Friday afternoon snack

My first ever gameweek at Fantasy UCL. At least I got the Captaincy right 🤣😂 #UCLFantasy #MD1 #UCL

Can't put my finger on it, but Mikel Arteta reminds me of someone 🤔 #FPLCommunity #PremierLeague #SDT #Arsenal

I'm an Arsenal fan, but I'd go to Ange Postecoglou's for a barbie any time. Seems like a genuinely lovely fella.

I could score many, many goals in this team, even at 51.

This post is why I started Tweeting. Anyone groovy enough to Share would be appreciated. Only sensible thing I've ever written. Could help someone somewhere #FPL #FPLCommunity #SDT #PremierLeague x.com/SimonTwilley/s…

Gameweek 5. The irresistible force paradox is a classic paradox formulated as "What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?" #FPL #SDT #PremierLeague #MCIARS

Children bouncing on worn out mattresses. England, 1980s.

Tried to get Man City team leak. Sorry guys 🤷🏼‍♂️ #FPLCommunity #FPL #SDT

"OK I get that you were raised on a remote farm, but you're out in this huge universe a few days and you're snogging your sister. It's embarrassing." #FPL #SDT

"Hi I'm Bolo. When I'm not crushing guards or defenders, I like to work out. You should see my 'no hands' push-ups. Good luck this week everyone." #SDT #FPLCommunity #FPL #MCIARS

"No I'm sorry Dorothy, 'it was all a dream' is just an excuse. You ran away and killed two strangers. Both accidents you say? They were sisters. What are the chances of that? Take responsibility. It's embarrassing." #FPL #SDT

"Deirdre look! Dibling scored! He's in both my #SDT and #FPL teams!" #SOUIPS

"Rogers assist! Ted, Ginger, Buck, Steve and Kenny will be delighted!" #FPL #SDT #AVLWOL