Us rubbish B-List celebrities will play along with whatever we are told to for a little bit of fame and fortune. We welcome our new script...

Help needed 😉🙏 Wife wants to go out for the day 😬😳

Bafta Awards 2022: Stars gather for return to in-person ceremony. Nobody gives a fuck! bbc.co.uk/news/entertain…

Bring back Mikhail Gorbachev.

But all those saying it was a witch hunt and that the rat wasn’t a bully… #bercow Police 'are called to home of Commons bully John Bercow after bust-up' mol.im/a/10609257 via Mail Online

Can we please have a massive shout-out for Mr Isery-Guts for helping all the Boris supporters to boost their followers. THANK YOU Mr ISERY-GUTS for all your help. 😁

The EU sanctioning some of its own members. You honestly couldn’t make it up!

Boris Johnson was warned of Lebedev security concerns, says Cummings. The little runt Cummings rears his ugly head once again. A thoroughly nasty little man! bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

Diesel rises again to hit a record £1.76 a litre. The garages are really taking the piss now. The RAC says prices at the pumps should be coming down not up! bbc.co.uk/news/business-…

P&O Ferries backlash grows after firing 800 workers. What on earth made them think they could get away with this? bbc.co.uk/news/business-…

Comic Relief airs without Zoe Ball and Kylie Minogue due to Covid. I wasn’t watching anyway. It looks like the same old tired, lefty crowd yet again and I was happy to go and watch some paint dry. Zzzzzz!! bbc.co.uk/news/entertain…

Ukraine war: Boris Johnson sparks fury after comparison to Brexit how strange that the likes of Davey should deride the British resolve to uphold democracy, the very thing that they claim to hold so dear! bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

'Let's be honest' EU diplomat admits Brexit Britain 'made the difference' in Ukraine's war A SENIOR European diplomat has admitted that without the "nimble" UK the EU would not have stood up to Putin. express.co.uk/news/politics/…

David Gauke Imagine your latest anti-Boris narrative being shot to pieces within hours by the Ukrainians themselves.

Ukraine war: Boris Johnson sparks fury after comparison to Brexit. Except he didn’t!! bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

Lost sympathy for #NazaninZaghariRatcliffe after that press conference. Openly disagreeing with her husband for thanking Liz Truss not a good look. Churlish and ungrateful.

Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe: I should have been freed six years ago. She certainly hasn’t gone out of her way to make any friends since she was released. I feel a bit stupid for having supported her now! bbc.co.uk/news/uk-608190…

I e done a lot of blocking today! The FBPE brigade have been out in force!