The year is 2192. The British Prime Minister visits Brussels to ask for an extension of the Brexit deadline. No one remembers where this tradition originated, but every year it attracts many tourists from all over the world.

Me: so I got these Jira tickets Him, a non-tech cutie: where/when they playing at? Are they any good?

I suspect that @semanticmerge, when the C version is ready, will save me a silly amount of time each week...

Woman runs down alleyway toward me: "Don't go up there. Just saw two drunk men hit a woman around the back of the head." Ah, Bexley.

Cool use of twitter

One of the most ludicrously busy meetups I've been to for a long while! Do know evil... #websec #sfhtml5

Wine, beer and XSS vulnerabilities. Mmmm... #websec #sfhtml5

Cisco Announces Intent to Acquire Tail-f — hub.am/1lARZNj #NETCONF, #YANG

Time to find out how you track the Fat Man. #santatracker #io14

What the... “mat honan ☀️: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh blog.uber.com/uberwedding”

The 5 things adg loves about #golang: interfaces, concurrency, workspaces, gofmt, goimports. Talk summary dotgo.sourcegraph.com/post/996332013…

I wish I were a firefly A firefly's never glum 'Cos how can you be grumpy When the sun shines out your bum.

Bazel – Google's build tool. {Fast, Correct} - Choose two chlg.co/1N5hLFO

Ever wondered about Google’s Development Process? Roman Kirillov and Simon Wingrove have done a write up of their latest project sigizmund.com/2015/03/softwa…

BREAKING: All four jaws have fallen off Mount Rushmore.