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Simon Heathrow

@simonheathrow

Ex ClIr (for Leatherhead North 2014-8) , Barrister (Non Practising) , Historian, Cricket Lover. "Mewling twerp" Setter of fiendish connection questions

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Hope everyone sucking off mainoo realises he was a useless ghost today, offered absolutely nothing the useless twat star boy my arse

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Everyone: β€œBournemouth going to get smashed in their next three.” Us: Arsenal (H) +3 Villa (A) +1 Man City (H) +3 The Chez ❀️

Everyone: β€œBournemouth going to get smashed in their next three.”

Us: 
Arsenal (H) +3
Villa (A) +1
Man City (H) +3

The Chez ❀️
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✍️ Win yourself this 24/25 signed <a href="/afcbournemouth/">AFC Bournemouth πŸ’</a> home shirt for Christmas!

RT, follow us and tag a mate for the chance to win - winners will be notified by DM

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It’s Christmas Day. . 4 fucking years I’ve waited. 4 fucking years!!!! If you seriously don’t drop the album on the next 6 days I will end it all. DROP THE FUCKING ALBUM MAN

It’s Christmas Day. <a href="/playboicarti/">.</a> 4 fucking years I’ve waited. 4 fucking years!!!! If you seriously don’t drop the album on the next 6 days I will end it all. DROP THE FUCKING ALBUM MAN
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Calling all #Swifties, Kluivert has come out as a hugeee Taylor Swift #TaylorSwift fan, and it would mean the world if we could all rise up and vote for him this month! #erastour #tpd

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Gary Neville saying Goodlcuk getting them to work tomorrow as if anyone in that stadium has a job 🀣🀣 #CarabaoCup #NEWLIV

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#bgt #bruno I don’t find that very funny? That man is joking about Bruno’s sexuality. Not what I expect to see on tv. #ofcom Ofcom ??? And he just got through? Joke. Cancel culture do your thing. #cancel