"We can only see a short distance ahead, but we can see plenty there that needs to be done." - Alan Turing Our new "Code Breaker" kit embodies this spirit, reminding us of the journey ahead and the hard work required. 🔴⚫ #StretfordPaddockFC #CodeBreaker #AlanTuring #NewEra

Yoghurt sesame snaps are nowhere near the level of the chocolate ones. It's chalk and cocaine.

It's bananas to me that the greatest things in music are sometimes the accidents. That bit in Creep where the guitars come in was apparently him trying to break his strings. "Feeling two foot small" was Lennon forgetting the words. "Lager lager lager!" apparently same.

Through an almighty miscommunication an able bodied person isn't coming with me to the James / Johnny Marr day at Lytham in July so if you hear me weeping into a flannel tonight or crying under water in the swimming pool in the coming weeks, just don't ask me what it was! 😢 😭

Beth Rigby is loving her day at work today.

It's a cluster, an absolute chaotic mess and Billy is heavily on the piss for the show I seem to remember, but the MSG Millennium Eve live album is brilliant. Others may be better after this but there's a bit of paint by numbers about them.

Albania, Albania, You border on the Adriatic, You are mainly mountainous, And your major export is chrome! #EURo2024

I've had more subtler moments making my point but in my defence my neighbours previously asked me turn down my television at 10.30pm because Andy Serkis shouted a bit on an audio book I had on. It's not like I stood on my bed holding my speakers to the ceiling just now!

I don't know how the world works but in my head it terms of elbow... Some people get One Day Like This (personal feelings aside). Some people get Great Expectations, that's me... in my head on public transport. Some people get Snowball, and never ever sleep again. Tony!

Yooooooo! Peanut butter hifi bars and peanut butter I found in my bag from the hotel. Peanut butter squared. Also... sunak on the other side of the room. Nothing to do now so I'm enjoying Parliament Live.

I'm okay with possibly winning a lot of money if England win this tournament. But using Bruce Springsteen lyrics?

This wafer is to the world what seeing your teacher out of school just shopping. It's wanting to play guitar in school and getting a tenor horn instead. It's trying but it's never going to be the pink wafer.

Thanks so much for listening, troops. I’ll miss you 😘 GB

Nope. Not ready for that one. Shit. He's off into the corn. Hope it tickles. James Earl Jones 😢

Any wrestling promotions wanting my services for 2025 - be it commentary, interviewing, writing, socials - please let me know your dates ASAP as my diary is already filling up!!!

Remembering Abdullah. ❤️

GIVEAWAY Win a copy of Eternal, my family-authorised biography of Duncan Edwards. To enter just retweet this tweet. That’s it. Winner picked tomorrow, Saturday 7th December.

I've listened to The Lapsed Fan since day one ish, and they probably said this but the happy crowd pop when Sidney Justice eliminates Hogan, it works for them brother. They boo when Hogan drags Justice out too. Put that cigarette out. The greatest royal rumble just streamed on YT

Hang this in the Louvre. Look hoe pretty... No issues. Bee Network

Change and myself aren't friends but i do wish Adam Pacitti all the best moving on from Cultaholic. The Doki Doki Lit Club, calling Spyro a c*nt and the "horrible old wheelchair bound bitch" of Res Evil will remain funny to me forever. I'm sure you'll be great.