'I'm fairly certain Jesus was never tempted to drink at prom.'

'Tigger can be irritating cause he's on...speed or something.'

'Flipping a coin to make a decision is a sin'

'yea when I get scared my old Los Angeles side comes out.'

'Jesus invites us to call God daddy......not that kind of daddy!'

in honor of the musical, simmers on costume changes:
'It looks like your naked, but you're not!'

'Jesus, in the second coming , is going to come as a chocolate bar.'