Jennifer Lawrence saying that she was the first woman to ever lead an action movie is so disrespectful to these icons.

Adding more icons because Twitter won't let me!

A Brief History of Kids Today Are Spoiled 🧵

As a parent, I really understand the desire to help your kids sleep but I find melatonin bubble bath aimed at kids _deeply_ problematic. You can absolutely overdose on melatonin (too much of a good thing situation). This goes double for children, especially toddlers.

Parts of this video must have cost a fortune 40 years ago. Nowadays you could do it on pretty much any PC, but back then it was probably done by hand. youtu.be/YsGjFh1ke44

This is what you get when you ask the sports guy to come in to cover a blizzard in the morning show.

I wonder if a small town or suburb could harness waste heat from a data center in winter. Even if we didn't run it to individual homes, could what about indoor public spaces? Malls, rec centers, etc.

The LA river is an absolute torrent right now

I hate the term "dry brine."

Also, the twitter app and website are hot garbage and I hate them too.

Elon tried to sell his acquisition of Twitter as a free speech issue. But the reality has been proven to be the opposite. He is using it algorithmically to censor ideas he doesn’t like, and promote ones he does. Exactly as his critics said would happen.

i hooked up chatgpt to a furby and I think this may be the start of something bad for humanity

It appears to be Mounds View Schools policy to trap 18-year-olds with anxiety disorders on busses that haven't moved in over 30 minutes despite being 6 blocks from her home. No safety issue, just the driver worried she'll be fired.

Wow, the original Wilhelm Scream! Only 67 downloads so far. Interesting piece of history. I just converted it to video for Twitter convenience.

Best parking PSA ever

One traveler, multiple prohibited items. That's what TSA officers at Daniel K Inouye Int'l Airport in Honolulu found recently during routine screening. Traveler had a 🔪 concealed in a comb, a collapsible baton & a butterfly 🔪 taped to his leg. Why didn't he just check these?🤦‍♀️

I'm done with Dungeons & Dragons. This whole Pinkertons thing was just the last straw.

One thing I love about Time Team is you get episodes that are just: "We're in a West Sussex garden that's just FULL of skulls. We have three days to find out why." And nobody is fazed by it. Everyone in the village will be all: "Oh yes. Janet's house. With all the skulls"

John Bull "Jim and Tina bought this cottage in rural Northamptonshire and were stunned to find three hundred barely decomposed Napoleonic era Grande Armée grenadiers under the patio." "We've brought some students, a Worzel Gummidge impersonator and half of Steeleye Span to find out why."