i don't have a SECONDARY. i don't COUNTERPICK. i don't cover POOR MATCHUPS. i ONE-TRICK. and if i can't do it with my main, then i DON'T WIN.

The point of life is to cuddle shirtlessly all day and paw at each other

Jimmy Kimmel this is all your fault somehow

this gif makes me so sad he's so stressed and overwhelmed and they keep giving him the SLOP!

clanker be damned that boy can dress

Just tucked my fat little meatball into the dog bed. Yep I love life

Just put a rioter on the streets

When your kid comes out as Trans but you catch her playing VR Chat instead of grinding MTG tournaments

How the AWP looks at me when I have exactly $4750

i feel tenderness toward him due to his swagged-out character and youthful c’est la vie panache

They mad that Donald Trump won't release the Epstein files, which is weird cuz Donald Trump has been a pedophile for some time now

Ageplay? Yeah I sure hope it does!

matrix movie time in vr! (ironic!)

Hey, little cutie! Do you need a mature woman to show you the ways of the world?~ Okay! This is a called a torrent client. It doesn't work on its own. You have to go to websites and search for torrent files or magnet links. They'll tell the torrent client how to download the-

She enjoys reminiscing 💕

Omg like in Duck Duck Goose

Guy who loves linux and pirating but doesn't know about slsk

*doing shots* Haha that'll put some hair on your- (remembering I'm talking to a dysphoric transgender woman) pits

"how many eyes does the person fronting have." "the devious houndsplant" I'm going to mulch Islay.