Can someone tell me what the protocol is when you bite into a McDonald’s breakfast sandwich and there’s a whole ass egg shell in there

I love working in restaurants because there is just something about this round ass face that makes the cooks go hmmmm. she needs food, no charge

Madison Marsh is now the first military service member to win Miss America. tears of joy for my friend 😭❤️

The best part of the documentary about the making of the Percy Jackson series is seeing Rick Riordian and everyone else talk around the fact that they all hated the movie

that guy and i celebrated 1 year today woohoo thanks Phillips 66!

Could we work on feeding them the rest of the time as well

somewhere out there is a battalion level s2 trying to crack the case and I’m just sad it’s not mine

it's for when the nicole kidman amc ad comes on

I decided to make my boyfriend a scrapbook for his birthday, and unfortunately, I have now developed a love for an expensive and time consuming hobby

“i need to lock in” and it’s just taking the clothes out of the washer and into the dryer

okay so like y’all are not going to believe this

If PA goes blue I will get Griddy tattooed on my ass I sweat to god

i will instead be tattooing a frowny face on my forehead since the rights of my loved ones didn’t matter to enough people :(

! Deactivating my account tomorrow ! if any friends want my IG handle (where I’m actually active lmao), I’ll check replies and DMs until then 🙂‍↕️☝️