a cigarette pressed between her lips but im staring at her tits

How much closer should I get?

collecting these

it is physically painful to watch society get less and less intelligent and more weird and evil and devoid of empathy by the day

putting this poem back on your timeline

Black-and-white Warbler

2 years ago today, Joshua Block and Daniel Larson met in NYC

losing my mind rn

It’s genuinely so disrespectful too sometimes

happy mothers day

people have gotten far too comfortable bringing their dogs to places where they do not belong and it’s really annoying

This app scares me nowadays. I only feel safe on my schizophrenic old lady troll account anymore. Her lore is so elaborate and I'm in too deep.

Wore a Beatles shirt in public and a guy asked me to name 5 songs and without a beat a listed off 5 deep cuts and then asked him to name the 5 girlfriends Paul McCartney had in 1968 and he couldn’t so I win

I GOT PAUL MCCARTNEY TICKETS IN DES MOINES I'M GOING TO THROW UP

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary