Where’s the lie?

#saltyhipponation #getsanitized #podernfamily #podnation Sarah 🌸

Yall im freaking out my favorite drag queen Alyssa Edwards is sitting at the table next to us at Chilis 🌶️ I’m gonna cry

I mean at this point why bother? We’ve had a term with each. We all know exactly what we’re getting.

Wonder if there’s ever been a presidential election where 80% of the United States kinda wishes both candidates would croak. And there’s at least a small chance that could actually happen.

How do I get this job

Sarah 🌸 So for example this tweet just randomly shows up. If I click the 3 dots and hit not interested in this tweet, there will be an extra option that says 'show fewer likes from [person]'

purple tangerine

Halo fans watching Last of Us and Fallout fans enjoying their shows

coko GIRL IM DEVASTATED

Nonsense. That’s where the cat goes

Sarah 🌸 Klell "KoolBell" Lawrence Aubie. Meet Aubie

I’m finding it so hard to binge short shows lately. I’m just not interested in something that’s only 8 episodes and won’t have another season for 2 years. I’m bored and these shows end up being forgettable.

Glad my best friend is a speed reader cause I just sent her hella texts about my dream and even had to leave some stuff out

When you’re a girl sometimes your mom is your first enemy and biggest hater. Mine is mad that my babysitting job yesterday was easy.

Me: hey dad can you throw my stuff in the dryer?

My mom, hasnt worked full time in 40 years, has my dad cook every day for her, never paid a bill, had her daddy’s credit card into her 50s: you are just so lazy and selfish you shouldn’t be asking your dad to do things for you

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You know the bar is in hell when the way Georgie treats Emily Osment on Young Sheldon kinda makes you swoon

Sarah 🌸 Inspired by you. Merry Christmas!!! 🎁🎄☃️

Sarah 🌸 coko

There’s something comforting about people who still have motion smoothing on their TV. I can’t explain it, it’s like you know these people have it together because they’re involved enough in the real world that they don’t care about this.

purple tangerine Ugh I’m so sad she walked out before we could say anything! I didn’t want to interrupt her dinner so I was gonna wait and then panicked 😭