This section of Jim Carrey's wikipedia article cracks me up

mika 💙

incredibly dumb team game and win

Igor, asked about the state of the Rangers, post-Letter: "I am focused on my game. I just play a game at a time, and that's it. So honestly, I didn't read the letter, because I don't speak English."

i love my good friends the anaheim ducks!

it’s 7 am on monday morning btw

Genuinely can't stop laughing at this screenshot of a Tumblr post I was just sent

you have to laugh

gay parole…

coming back all that way to get one point and hurt the tankathon is so rangers of them

actually they had the courtesy to wait to boo you until you finished the second period down 4-0, which was far too generous of them

We wanna hear this one again! "Bender's Arrest Record" by the police. On March 3rd at 2pm, Bender was caught shoplifting. Yeah, show us the picture! #Futurama

165 coffins of schoolgirls being buried today...

this is worse than any dystopia we couldve imagined

does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes?

Mika Zibanejad and the talented forwards around him

an actual miracle in the garden may be taking place tonight (regulation win)

Save that puck! Jaroslav Chmelar nets his first career NHL goal at The Garden! 🚨 @kennyalbert | Dave Maloney | #NYR

Now THAT'S how you deliver the First Star Mask, Chris Kreider.