That feeling of nailing the 50-yard freestyle flip turn at the club. 🔓 Satisfaction memory unlocked.

It’s annoying when you’re driving and everyone else on the road isn’t 15 minutes late too!

Happy Sunday! And 9/11! Turn on YouTube on TV and watch this. Trust (and tissues). “Voices From the Air: Recordings from Passengers Onboard” youtu.be/lpI575rjPEM

Watching the Queen’s funeral procession and just Shazam’d the absolute fire chorus song. No dice but I bet will drop set list after the show.

The queen didn’t know many black people I see. #queensfuneral

Sometimes when I’m down, I just imagine Trump trying to deal with two-factor authorization and I feel better again.

if Elon and AOC had a baby, it would have its own category in the DSM-5.

Thanksgiving has devolved into which cable company is worse and sharing experiences. 9:41 PM

Most people don’t realize that Lambeau Field is built on the tip of a vast underground Aztec pyramid. Look it up.

Humbled and honored not to be selected for the 40 under 40 list. #teamwork

My #spotifywrapped just dropped and so did all dopamine in my brain from it.

If you feel like you had a bad week reentering life after the holidays, think about Kanye West’s week and it’ll all feel a little better for you. ✨✨

“Sweat pea, we’re all in this together!” - woman in line to TSA Agent, Augusta Regional Airport. #overheardataugusta

1924, gals in #milwaukee, just having a blast, 99 years later, we're still at it! - #ebay find of the day, 1924 "girl gang" #print ebay.com/itm/1260139209…

the lightning round should literally mean the worst answer candidate gets struck by lightning

All I could think of when Vivy talked was South Park doing an episode where he looks like this.

meep meep

i had a really good tweet and then i lost it see u guys again in 2033?

love how exacerbated this prompt feels