niggas like me appear once every thousand years

“Coworker” is just the woke-friendly way of saying “goyim”

no girlfriend. gym 4 times a week. right shoulder hurts. same 2 friends. one delusional crush. life is good.

The Fentagon

they were right to take cigarette ads off tv, I would’ve smoked a pack a day if I saw this when I was 14

boobs are lowkey goated as hell and epic

Dick circumsized but I still got da cheese 🤵🏻‍♂️🥂

“Can I please take 3 days off in July”

when god sings with his creations, would a fat fucking chud not be amongst the choir?

It’s like seeing the Mona Lisa being painted

It's 5am. The birds start singing at 5:15 am. Can't wait.

First day back to work fit after a long weekend! Gonna need an extra large iced coffee today haha. Everyone have a great Monday!

parents took me to istanbul for a shopping trip and türklander is all i can think about

Sahur sahur tung tung tung, sahur sahur tung tung tung,sahur sahurrr