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Simon Gallagher

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Big Dan Burn Changed My Life

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If any “smaller nation” manager wants to hype their team up before playing England, they should let them listen to ITV’s incredibly arrogant and entitled commentary for this game

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I can’t wait for the Wolf of Wall Street-style movie about the insufferable wanks on social media who endlessly post threads on how they make 6-figures a month and are dying to tell everyone how. Jail.

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Next time I suggest I want to watch England play football, everyone who reads this is obligated to kick me as hard as you can in the bollocks.

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Amazing! Automated factory lines pumping out consumer goods that no fucker can buy because they don’t have a job or income. Fun apocalypse.

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I envy the kids who got to dance in the Top of the Pops studio in the ‘80s with a white hot scorching jealousy to which words can barely do justice.

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The trailer for the new Smurfs movie has them repeatedly use the word “Smurf” in place of swear words, such as “what the Smurf?!” And “I just Smurfed my pants”. So am I to believe that the blue creatures themselves are essentially called The Fucks?