If a hot girl messages you about crypto, block him.

We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad

The CIA watches you masturbate.

FATIGUE: Conceal your firearm or this could happen to you…

The worst song ever is Call Me Maybe

Many such cases

The irony that safe spaces paved the way for this environment where almost no one is safe to voice their actual opinions

The costume, the leg tap, the choice in music, I would dive into traffic for this child

If this gets 10k retweets, we’ll start giving away free guns.

Actually it's ugly and I love it

Meticulously removing all traces of microplastics from my diet and then blowing it all one night by devouring a PlayStation 5 in a moment of weakness

America's Got Talent

Okay, now we cyber bully Pizza Hut until they bring back the buffet and red cups.

Can confirm

I'll forgive Jalen Carter if we find out he said "Dallas sucks" before he spit

Straight out of black mirror

9mmSMG the main benefit of waking up at 4am is feeling superior to everyone else