Under your wig 😭

As a girl who’s generally quieter and reserved, it’s the best feeling when your man is this sociable. Love a man that does all the talking in public.

Paper towels when I come in the kitchen:

hairstylist : your install gon be 125$

Me to my bd : bae she said it’s gon be 400$

you ever feel like you look terrible & people tell you that you’re pretty? like i feel like they be being funny idk😭

someone telling you ‘come here’ is the hottest shit ever

Or whatever Meredith Grey said

JT got bitches that look aight calling other bitches okay 😭😭😭

Jus walked pass this old lady car, she gon lock her doors 🤨 so I pulled on the handle

cinco de mayo all I need is don, 4 tacos & a dark skinned freak ho

I love getting tricked on, I hate pulling my card out 😭😭

I really don’t fuck with new niggas like that! Like you really gotta be a nigga I been knowing or you better have a damn good referral!

No😭😭 if my exes were in a room they would be like this bitch just random as hell

it’s just so serious

Ain’t let nobody hit it since you hit it

I hate being ignored like thats my biggest pet peeve ever

my problem is i love whore men

I’m such a direct person that I often forget- it’s not normal. People are used to passive aggressive behavior and often prefer it. Not me baby. Put it on the floor. Life will go on after.

I want two boyfriends !

inside of me is a hateful cunt and the kindest girl in the world both fighting for dominance