i had $48 and my total at the grocery store was $47.80 and that’s on growing up broke 💅🏼

i wanna delete twitter but lady gaga follows me…

finally on the perfect combination of meds and it’s making me want to delete social medias is this mental stability? never experienced this in my life

i love a bitch who smokes cigs

i thought i had lettuce growing in my backyard so i ripped a piece off and started chewing on it and it was definitely some nondescript weed not lettuce but you never know unless you try

it’s probably the 150mg of zoloft and 300mg of wellbutrin talking but i think i might be starting to like my life…

turning 30 in 4 months and still look younger than people who graduated the same year as me

i would want her in the room with me while i gave birth

imagine hating me and i’m at home playing sudoku til 3am every night

driving home in silence after working a double and farting 800 times

can u believe i grew this?

this is still true just so you know

my body IS tea

even as a kid i thought eating breakfast was childish

she looks 2 😍

not getting this pic wasn’t an option

carded someone born in 2004 and they called me ma’am

this is what every work stress dream is like i would’ve jumped back there and started working