Those socks without pairs? Yeah I keep cycling them through the laundry, half hoping they find a mate, half not wanting to throw them out.

Liz: "Not making it home in time for dinner. You're on your own!" Me, already driving to Chick-fil-A: "no problem, I'm sure I can whip something up."

A poem: IF YOU. ARE GOING. TO DRIVE. IN THE. LEFT LANE. YOU NEED. TO DRIVE. AT LEFT. LANE SPEEDS. Thank you.

Apartment is getting there!! Next up is the kitchen. @ Burlington, Vermont instagram.com/p/BnH9vdqA8-Uc…

Got a weekend with brookeaicher and it was well worth the 6 hr drive @ Little Pond instagram.com/p/ByjK8Scpw1dE…

Life Pro Tip: Measure out the proper amount of Zzz-Quil before you take it. I guesstimated, and BOY WAS I WRONG.

#workinglate tonight, decided a late-night shower would help me stay awake. Learned that shampoo in the eyes will do the trick.

Very much enjoying the addition of the #SecretLab Titan chair to my setup. This thing helps me crank on work.

How do you even fold a fitted mattress sheet?

Spring has sprung in the DMV @ Alexandria, Virginia instagram.com/p/B-VfKDDptKp9…

The awesome feeling native-ness of this in Arch cannot be understated.

I bought smart lights specifically so they would go off with my alarm because I'm terrible at getting up.

A little later than anticipated, but hey, that's what happens when you break your back. #champgrad #graduation instagram.com/p/B_-qpTLH6_ak…

Driving through DC, I see a lot of tour buses, and every time I do, I sigh because they ~always~ clog up traffic flow. Except Martz. Those guys whip those buses around like they're stolen. They will absolutely run you over. Be like Martz.