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Alex Ovechkin is the NHL's all-time leading goal scorer when you adjust for era.

In my head, Ovi tied Gordie Howe last night at 801 because for me, the goal where he trucked the everloving shit outta Hal Gill and the puck went in the net but was waved off will count forever.

If I had it my way, Milbury's punishment would've been required broadcasting on Ovi milestone nights.

Hatty New Year, everyone! 🎩🎩🎩 🐐 🐐 🐐

No Backstrom, Wilson, Oshie, or Carlson, and Ovi’s still out there at age 37 taking the team on his back for an almost perfect month of Dec, and on pace for one of his best ever seasons in terms of production. Nothing away from the many other contributors, but what a captain.

Can’t believe I lived long enough to see mainstream network Ovechkin coverage evolve from “Eurotrash” to “going to score 100 more than Gretzky”.

Amazing watching PIT dedicate themselves to taking away Ovi and accepting the 4v3 PP there, and then lapsing in coverage for literally 1 second, and Ovi scoring in that 1 second. 🐐

Boone Jenner. Now that’s a dude who has done a lot of Blue Jacketsing.

Wow…🤯 ❤️ 🐐

It’s been awhile since I had anything to say here but thought I would break my silence to say Samsonov sucks and also Vanecek sucks.

Hello everyone. I hope you are well and that this season is filled with many Ovi goals and that have you many constructive conversations here on X.

Okay but hear me out, it's gonna be sick when 38-year-old Ovechkin scores a career-high 81 goals because his team played 75% of the season down 2!

Nick Backstrom is one of the finest athletes any of us have had the pleasure of watching in this town. Thanks for everything, Nick, and hope you can get the jersey on to assist on 894 and 895 down the line...

🎶It's beginning to look a lot like *expectations*.

A lifetime ago: sarcastic "where's your joy, Ovi?" tweet goes viral. Today, press conference: "how does it feel to bring so much joy to so many people, Ovi?" What a ride it's been.

I'll be back in the barn tonight for my first playoff game since NYR Game 7 2013 (bad). Where's the tastiest pre-game Penn Quarter beers these days?

Hey everyone, been awhile. Come swing by your streaming platform of preference to check out some original Maryland rock music by my band, Startooth. Go Caps. open.spotify.com/album/7pll9aaV…