If walking out of the gym sweaty and lighting up a little cigar as a treat is wrong then that man I just walked past doesn’t want to be right

I mean look at this

I appreciate you my friend. This day is here and I’ll be honest I don’t know what to do with it, how to think. What I feel is hurt. A huge piece of my life is being transplanted to someplace else. This is not your fault, but it sure hurts to my core. I hope it’s not the end of

57 unforgettable seasons at the Coliseum 💚💛

This is one of my favorite things about Ancestry DNA test. My mom told me I was Italian my whole life, then 15% after test in 2009 - Then 0% years later and I was 10% French, then BOOM Italian again 13% and I've been living there until yesterday 5% Italian - 15% Spanish!!!

I’m 35 now so here’s MY list of most embarrassing things that can happen to you as an adult 1. Umbrella flips inside out while walking in rain 2. Taking a pic in dark and flash goes off 3. Wrong side of gas pump have to pull pump across car 4. Saying “you too” to waiter

nba fights ive painted

The less you eat, drink and read books; the less you go to the theatre, the dance hall, the public house; the less you think, love, theorize, sing, paint, fence, etc., the more you save—the greater becomes your treasure which neither moths nor dust will devour—your capital. The

David Lynch gave us the language we needed to better articulate the indescribable strangeness of our shared reality. “Lynchian” is so overused because it’s a viscerally understandable word without any known synonyms. I can’t imagine a more beautiful artistic legacy than that.

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zookeeper roommate texts asking if it’s ok for her to bring the massive seal by the apartment for a few hours. he smells like fish and is a slob so i say try to say no big seal but my phone autocorrects to no big deal. don’t notice until it’s too late. the fucking seal is coming.

Never turn your back on the ocean!

LIGHTNING STRIKES TWICE FOR DECLAN RICE ⚡⚡

Is Brian De Palma directing these baseball broadcasts for Roku? What is with the split diopter shots?

It’s always drink water this, drink water that. Never water you up to, wanna grab a beer?

People discounting women’s sports is funny because being upset that more than half of the human population are playing sports is so comically ridiculous. They go out of their way to be upset. Finding tweets and athletes to yell at but never questioning why they behave like that.

Millennials use “lol” like STOP at the end of a telegram lol