Waking up with jazz hands is an enthusiastic way to wake up in the morning.

“Humor" in a marketing context is more about making people feel good than making them laugh. “Humor” includes good humor– making people feel welcome. =>shorturl.at/AENOU via Mark Armstrong #marketing #humor #brands #advertising

Don't leave stuff like ketchup and Cheez Whiz and bars of soap lying around. Your baby will use it to draw on walls. => bit.ly/3K8iKuN via Mark Armstrong #babies #art #humor #psychology

Hola. My name is Alejandro Carlos Manuel Cesar Diego Gonzalez-Bautista. I’m a mountain viscacha in Peru. I’m looking for a room in the Lima city center so I can escape this rodent colony. =>shorturl.at/clsuV via Sianna Lani #humor #storytelling #funny #animals

“To die, to sleep — to sleep, perchance to dream — ay, there’s the rub, for in this sleep of death what dreams may come…” — William Shakespeare, Hamlet =>shorturl.at/gkDKY via Mark Armstrong #sleep #books #reading #writing #dreams

Are you shopping at IKEA? Or are you Jack in The Shining? Or are you Jack shopping at IKEA for a DIY ax?? Take this quiz and find out!! #personality #quiz #shopping #movies #humor

You feel compelled to spend time with your wife and son at this enormous, bewildering building which has a dark, twisted history of tearing families apart. You just assume you’ll make it out alive. =>shorturl.at/kpxN8 via Sianna Lani #shopping #movies #quiz #humor

I once had occasion to illustrate a story about an Italian baseball team. Each player had a certain schtick. I created fake baseball cards for all of them. Paolo was the left fielder who was always cursing. via Mark Armstrong #storytelling #editorial #artist #illustration

So excited to be a guest editor for Slackjaw 🚀! Can’t wait to read your funny submissions!

First up for Magic Monday, where we share satire we loved from last week, "these cold-blooded "vegangsters" would kale for some pasta fazool" by Sianna Lani in Slackjaw 🚀 medium.com/slackjaw/nickn…

Take my #Christmas quiz, “Are You Liam Neeson In ‘Taken,’ Or Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer?” Slackjaw 🚀 Illustration of “Rudolph Neeson” by Emily Clouse #LiamNeeson #RudolphTheRedNosedReindeer medium.com/slackjaw/quiz-…

Calling all #Mafia Bosses! It’s #EmployeeAppreciationDay, and we at “Happy Goombahs HR” have the perfect day planned for you and the whole Famiglia! Slackjaw 🚀 medium.com/slackjaw/an-em…

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Comedy writers: I did a little interview with SNL and New Yorker comedy legend (and a personal inspiration of mine), Jack Handey. I asked him questions about humor writing craft, as well as his super funny new book, My Funny Cowboy Dance. alexbaia.com/blog/jack-hand…