when your body naturally wakes you up at 7am on a weekend

The issue with this is that we all sink.

Yeah, till they wanna do everything with you.

Potatoes are literally the best thing to ever happen in the world😭🔥

*as soon as you send me a sticker, I steal it and add it to my collection 😌

Gangs of London or Mobland ??? Choose one.

Literally, every day, at least 3 updates from "good morning to good night"

can we normalize NOT confusing someone’s FREE time with their availability

im at the age where if i see a chair 🪑 i’m gone take me a lil seat😭

Struggling to wake up from Monday-Friday with like 10 alarms, but being able to do it unwarranted on Saturday is actually very diabolical 😭

Avocados are like an apology for everything wrong in the world😭

This ihostage thing where the hostage taker has a Samsung and the hostages obviously had iPhones😂💀

My Spotify wrapped might not make a lot of sense this year.

Slow horses is something else😂

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i wish i could shazam a perfume.

And this is when blame game people infuriate me because it is now time for damage control, not pointing fingers.

Friendship breaks are funny until you experience one, then suddenly you realize that it’s one of the worst things to ever experience.

sometimes being a woman is just trying to figure out if you’re hormonally sad, seasonally sad, or genuinely falling apart

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