the human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

"robert clark: Alison , Julie and I in Tesco Hawaii (Bar Hill actually!) Great Beach Bonanza ladies ! " < Owen

my self esteem has two levels: im a worthless piece of shit who deserves no love bow down before me bitches i am your queen.

Happy Embrace Your Geekness Day!

There is a place in Wales called Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch—the local weatherman can pronounce it perfectly.

Happy Birthday Andy. Have a good one. Emma Fraser Samantha Hannington Sarah O'keeffe

People who swear a lot tend to be more honest, loyal and upfront with their friends.

Wales' stunning victory over England in the Rugby World Cup is being heralded as one of the greatest ever wins for the nation. Great quote

Yes, you've seen it here.... Someone wearing socks whilst sunbathing in 29* heat.

Trick or treat! Welcome to our terrifying Tesco Spookermarket where the customers are in for bit of Halloween fun... amp.twimg.com/v/edb0cfff-c7e…