Boss says we need to use our brains more... My dude, I found a sweater I liked but it was the wrong size and color. Took 2 pics. Came home and found the stitch in about 90 seconds and wrote a pattern. Maybe it's your brain that isn't getting used enough.

Well. We can cross one more name off the list of Banksy's true identity.

It all started when teenage me saw "The Sting" on tv or somewhere. 🥰 RIP Robert Redford.

Looking at yarn on the Walmart site and it keeps asking me to verify I'm human. Are our robot overlords buying up all the yarn?

The identity of a woman whose skeletal remains were discovered in 1976 near Wolf Creek has finally been uncovered, according to the Oregon State Police. kezi.com/news/local/lin…

Getting bored with these "Someone wrote something nasty on my [sidewalk/Starbucks cup/receipt] and they even managed to copy MY handwriting perfectly" posts.

"Let's go after Antifa!!!"

If it makes you feel better I got a laugh from this one.

What's with the right's obsession with furries? Relax, it's 2025, no kink shaming here.

The weekly meeting starts in a few minutes and that totally wasn't the sound of a Xbox turning on.

Am I crazy? That looks like a Borderlands boss fight screen.

Work's been hectic. Had to hire an assistant.

So the narrative is that the shooter was transtifa and was aiming at the agents but missed all the shots? I suspect every shooting is going to look the same for awhile.

FBI: We don't have any facts but we know it's a white male furry, gender studies grad, wearing a Biden Harris bumper sticker on his ass. The actual shooter:

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I got the casino wheel mystery prize and won a plane. Never seen that before. #gtav #RockstarGames #GrandTheftAutoV

WEEKEND GOALS: 1. NOT LEAVING MY BEDROOM 2. NOT LEAVING MY HOUSE 3. NOT GOING TO A PARTY MY CHILDHOOD PUNISHMENTS HAVE BECOME MY ADULT GOALS.

If any Antifa fleeing Portland need a place, I have a guest room a bit down the road. Bring your own linens and remember to save your gas receipts for reimbursement.

It's AMERICANS that are under attack from gun violence. Whether it's a church in Grand Blanc or a school or a mall, it's all wrong. Quit finger pointing and look for a solution.

JFC I want off this planet now