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My one year old surprised us with a Disney+, Hulu, and ESPN+ bundle subscription on our Roku. A friendly reminder to set your parental controls to require a PIN before making purchases on your saved card. You can do this at my.roku.com.

Isabella Moody The ‘wall’ is for 35 year old feminists who chose hoeing around and career life over children. It’s not for women who had four kids, did their time and gained some baby weight. I’m sure her husband thinks she’s super hot

A bunch of parents mocked me for saying having a baby is like having a dog but now that I have a toddler, it's even MORE like having a dog. Wondering what's in his mouth, cleaning his pee from the carpet, the occasional barking... At least he's slowly learning to communicate.

Something occurred to me today. A lot of people act like God chose Mary as the mother of His Son, but if you really think about it, He actually chose the woman loving enough to be His mother.

Today is my ex-best-friend's birthday and even though I haven't thought about her much in 8 years, I still think about her today, as if she was dead. RIP.

I've been watching baking content so much, I dreamed last night that I had a rug on my front porch made of icing and would get so mad when people would walk on it and mess it up.

People act like God doesn't help the poor but every time you give to charity, that's not YOU giving to charity. It's the Holy Spirit.

The orans posture is reserved only for priests. Praying this way as the laity is a violation of the liturgical rule.

Gender reveals are stupid. Stop doing them.

Tragic Irony: Steps from my daughter’s hospital room here in Seattle is the NICU. Every time I walk into the break room, I see desperate parents in crisis who know their prematurely born baby is fighting for his or her life. And not far way from this spot though…babies the

Hey just so everyone knows, when you go to a bridal shower, 📣 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BRING A PRESENT.

Hey Grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile? doesn’t need to be a mutual, don’t tag them, just say who it was

Grok thinks Pope Francis visited my profile. 🤣 Can you imagine??

I've gotten to see every single one of my baby's firsts so far, from rolling over to waking. Just waiting to hear that first word now! Moms, QUIT YOUR JOBS. You don't need a Netflix subscription or takeout. Budget and be with your kids.

Just watched my baby find one of my socks and hug it.

So Elmo does understand the concept of "I" and "me" but only in the context of songs? No offense, Elmo, I just really need you to learn some proper grammar someday.

I will never comment a word to receive a thing in my inbox. EVER.

Don't sleep on Blue Prince. It's my newest favorite! Great if you like puzzles, mystery, and board games. But be warned- you'll be dreaming about drafting rooms for days. Free on Game Pass right now, too!

Hubby was putting together a Step 2 brand kiddie car and got conspiratorial when he noticed parts O, J, K, and N fit together. He thinks the manufacturers did it on purpose. I'll let you come to your own conclusions.

Just stalked a bunch of old coworkers and random family friends to add everyone's picture to my contact list. It is satisfying to have people's faces in there though.